Friday, 11 August 2017
Johann Karlo's Gun Driver (2016)
It is 2017, ten years after the great Nuclear-Biological-Chemical War. Those with the means have escaped off-world to the Martian colonies, while those unfortunates left behind are forced into containment zones. These zones keep them safe from radiation and other fallout of the war, but also put them at the mercy of any thug with the muscle to take over and run things.
I always raise my eyebrows when I see a film billed as being a specific person's. Making a movie is a collaborative effort, after all, not the work of a single auteur. On the other hand, Johann Karlo has no less than fifteen credits on this film, touching pretty much every aspect of the movie, so perhaps he has a better claim than most. Certainly, it's clear this was a passion project for him.
Alas, you can have all the passion in the world and still make a bad film, and that's very much the case here. Karlo is clearly a fan of The Road Warrior - and probably of that film's many cheap and nasty 80s knock-offs - and riffing on them pretty heavily here, right down to digging up plenty of era-appropriate technology. Unfortunately, his reach far exceeds his grasp. Even if one sets aside the community theatre-level acting and the sometimes near-unintelligible sound, one is still faced with major problems.
For example, there's the laughable 'action' sequences, which are perhaps best epitomised by the 'chase' scene conducted at literal walking speed, or the climactic encounter with the bad guy which is basically just two groups of guys pointing guns at shooting at something off screen.
Then there's the script, which features such gem-like lines as "You can't trust anyone these days, but somehow I know you're different", and a super-awesome-mega-car that doesn't actually matter for the plot. I mean, yes the hero drives it at the end, but he doesn't do anything with it that he couldn't have done with any other vehicle. If you make a point of how awesome your car is, film makers, then you need to show the car being awesome.
If you want to watch something that's riffing on 80s apocalyptica, you're much better off seeking out Turbo Kid instead.