After three massive megalodons have wreaked havoc on the world, and only been defeated at great cost, the world's governments are actively monitoring for and taking action against any potential "mega-shark" that appears ... not that this proves to help at all when the inevitable fourth coming does in fact eventuate.
Simultaneous to the first predations of this latest piscine monster, a group of tough-taling mercenaries infiltrate a mothballed Soviet base in search of wonder fuel 'red mercury'. But oops! All they actually succeed in doing is unleashing a massive killer robot.
Now the world is faced with not one but two potentially humanity-ending threats, and of course movie logic means that the way this will ultimately be resolved is by having them fight one another!
You know, a film that full on embraces the silliness of the premise above could potentially be pretty good, and the trailer for Mega Shark vs Kolossus certainly suggests it might be a gonzo good time. Alas, this is an Asylum film we're talking about, and those deliver good times only by accident, so literally every entertaining moment of this tedious flick is packed into said trailer. Save yourself some time and just watch that, instead.
Seriously, every entertaining moment.
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