Yes that's right. Like "Mortal Kombat", the "Tekken" series of games have somehow managed to spawn two feature film adaptations. How this can happen when the wondrously goofy DOA: Dead or Alive movie never got a follow-up, I don't know.
Also like "Mortal Kombat", the first of the "Tekken" films was a tolerable bit of schlock, while the sequel (which in this case is actually a prequel) is a hot mess.
We start out with a young man with amnesia, which may be the least imaginative premise they could have used for this film, short of basing it around a martial arts tournament again.
The world's worst SWAT team attacks amnesia-boy in his hotel room. He fights them off and escapes, but it is hit by a car. When he awakes, he finds himself the unwilling recruit of a gang warlord named 'The Minister'. The Minister gives him two pieces of information: an explosive device has been implanted in his chest, and will be detonated if he does not obey orders, and since he doesn't know his own name, he's now called 'K'.
K is initially not real keen on being the Minister's hitman, and on several occasions refuses an order to kill other recruits, on the basis that he's "not a murderer". But when he's given his first assassination order, his resistance to killing vanishes. Sure, he executes the guy (via chopstick to the cranium) only after being told the target is a child molester ... but given the source of this accusation is The Minister, it's pretty dubious justification.
Anyway, K kills some guys, meets and beds a woman, and finds a way out from under the Minister's thumb. And you're probably expecting that he then has a big showdown with his former master, but nope, the movie commits its entire third act to resolving the whole amnesia angle, and introduces a new antagonist for the climax, instead. Not that K gets to fight him, either, just some of his flunkies.
Structure: not the film's strong point. But then nor is anything else, really.
So are there any upsides to Kazuya's Revenge? Well, the subtitles are unintentionally entertaining. Never did I expect to read the text "Pulls out chopstick: squish" in the course of watching a movie, of instance, And there were several occasions where the subtitles contain information not in the audio or video. In particular, they include a reference to Sparta that's actually quite significant to the amnesia plot-line.
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