It's been a fun project, but it is time to focus on other things.
Happy viewing, all!
Film and TV reviews
It's been a fun project, but it is time to focus on other things.
Happy viewing, all!
By day, Arthur Poppington is a mild-mannered construction site worker. By night, he is Defendor, a costumed hero who patrols the city in search of his archnemesis, "Captain Industry". When he finds a criminal, he employs his grandfather's trench club and a jar full of wasps to punish them. "Feel the sting of justice" is something Defendor might say, if Arthur were better at coming up with pithy fight quotes.
Defendor's crusade has several key flaws. The most immediately obvious of these is that he's just a regular guy who has put on a costume. Yes, he's brave and fairly tough, but he's got no special training, nor access to all kinds of gadgets. He does definitely demonstrate some low-budget inventiveness with his weaponised wasps and some voice-activated gadgets ... but as anyone who's tried to use the voice assistant on their mobile phone knows, that's still a somewhat problem prone technology.
Less immediately obvious, but perhaps even more critical, is that Arthur's understanding of the world and how it works is little better than that of a child. He sees things in very simple, literal ways - hence his decision to become a costumed hero - and nuances like "some cops are bad people" and "vigilantism is against the law" entirely escape him. If his quest for justice actually brings him into contact with the real hardened criminal element of the city, will he really be prepared for it?
Defendor apparently struggled to secure funding and distribution, and I can see why that would be the case. This is not a movie that fits neatly into a genre or classification. It's certainly got humour in it - I particularly liked the "Defendoor" and "Defendog" visual gags, which are not just amusing but also help underline Arthur's 'comic book' view of the world - but it's not a "comedy". Its moments of sadness are too convincing and its consequences too serious to fit under that banner. It's also not a "parody", despite the fact that it's a superhero movie about a man who isn't super at all. Again, it's too real and Arthur is too heroic (in his flawed and limited way) to be a subject of ridicule. But it's probably got too many quirky absurdities for many people to accept it as a "drama", and it lacks the spectacle to be an "action film".
I personally liked the film a lot, and think it has a lot of good elements, but it's definitely a movie that's marching to the beat of its own drum, and that's going to be a hard sell, commercially speaking.
So, what are those good elements?
Well first, let's start with the cast. How did this low budget Canadian film get so many talented people on board? It has Woody Harrelson, Kat Dennings, Elias Koteas, Michael Kelly and Sandra Oh. Plus a pre-Orphan Black Tatiana Maslany in a very minor role!
All deliver their usual strong work. Harrelson may have gone down to the wingnut factory in recent years, but he's a compelling actor when he wants to be, and does a great job as the earnest but not all together "with it" Arthur Poppington / Defendor.
The writer has also clearly given some thought to how a normal person with limited resources might try to emulate a superhero. Defendor's crime fighting accoutrements are well chosen - they are things that it would be possible for an ordinary person of limited means to get, and which might serve the purpose he's chosen for them, albeit in a much more limited way than a "real" superhero's gadgets. Marbles are no batarangs, but if someone chucks one at you with full force, it's going to hurt.
The story in general is more thoroughly thought out than the film's goofy title and premise might suggest.
One thing that I was worried about while watching the film was that they might do a blatant Harrelson/Dennings romance, which I'd find a bit on the nose because he's 25 years older than her. They didn't outright go there, though. There was obviously affection between their characters, but not necessarily romantic/sexual affection. I got the impression that Arthur wasn't really aware of such things, in fact.
Do I have any outright complaints about the film? A couple. I'm not a fan of the script's endorsement of torture as an effective technique for the "good guy" to use. I also foudn the ending to be a little bit pat/optimistic, overall.
I did however really like that this is a superhero film where the good guy doesn't just win by punching the bad guy a whole lot (which is not to say that he doesn't try to win like that, mind you!)
The Kepler 822, a research and drilling facility at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, is struck by what appears to be a strong earthquake. Part of the facility is catastrophically destroyed by the incident, killing most of the crew in that section. Only mechanical engineer Norah Price and her colleagues, Rodrigo and Paul, manage to get out alive and make their way to the escape pod bay.
Once there though, the news doesn't get any better. While they do find three more survivors, including the captain, there are no functional pods left in this bay, and attempts to contact the surface have been unsuccessful. The only other hope for escape is the pods in the abandoned Roebuck 641 base. They will need to don pressurized suits and then walk one mile across the ocean floor.
Even in the best of circumstances, this would be a dangerous journey, as visibility at this depth will be almost nil. With the whole area strewn with debris, and several of them not trained in this equipment, the danger is far greater - even a small tear in the suit would lead to catastrophic and deadly depressurisation.
Oh well, at least the earthquake didn't herald the release of any deadly, previously unknown deep sea monsters with a taste for human flesh, right?
Right?
Underwater; it's a bland title, but a good film. Much better than the mixed reviews and poor box office would suggest. Ignore the complaints that it is derivative. Innovation is less important than execution, and Underwater executes well.
This movie reminds me a lot of The Descent, but set under the ocean rather than under the earth. Both films feature a small group of people who are trapped in an environment that is inimical to human life. In both films, the characters can survive only by moving forward through dangerous and difficult terrain. And both films feature excellent, tensely structured opening sections in which the only threats come from the natural dangers of the location.
Where Underwater does differ from The Descent, though, is that it handles the transition to "monster movie" much better. In the earlier film, after the initial monster onslaught, the nature of the threat never changed much and some of the film's tension and excitement was sapped away by a growing feeling of repetition. The creature encounters here are more varied in form and structure, helping maintain tension and interest. It's good work, especially because the monster threats not only vary, but escalate. The first encounters pale in comparison to the later ones in several different ways, helping the movie build to a crescendo at the end.
Going back to comparisons with The Descent, I also think this film lands its ending far better: neither the underbaked US ending of the earlier film, nor the nihilistic UK one, were particularly satisfying to me. Underwater does a much better job of finding a thematically strong, satisfying conclusion.
I also liked that the film eschewed the common movie gambit of having one or more of the characters be a selfish jerk or crazy loose cannon. Underwater has the good sense to let the dangers of the situation be the focus. All the human characters work hard to survive and have each other's backs. That doesn't mean they always see eye to eye on what they should do, or that they will all survive - but they give it their all.
I'm not quite done with my praise, because I also need to take the time to acknowledge the strong cast, who all do solid work. I imagine this production involved a lot of green screen work, which must be challenging, but the actors consistently deliver. Kristen Stewart, who plays Norah, proves once again that she's a real talent - something I would never have believed in the Twilight stage of her career. I'm confident her 2022 Oscar nomination for best actress will not be the last time she's up for a major Academy Award.
Paul "Wicky" Wickstead is a cleaner. A crime scene cleaner, a distinction he frequently feels the need to make to those he meets. He is a government-certified cleaning technician, responsible for the removal of any signs of death, injury or other biohazard debris from crime scenes.
Farmer Vincent Smith and his younger sister Ida live on a farm with an attached motel, named "Motel Hello". The Smith family farm is renowned for its smoked meats, but since this is a comedy-horror film, the secret ingredient is the old Soylent Green scenario: people.
Vincent employs a variety of tactics to collect victims. The most direct is to engineer accidents on the nearby road, such as by shooting out the front tyre of a motorcycle. But that's far from his only technique. However he initially acquires in his prey, however, Vincent has the same fare for them all. He sedates them, cuts their vocal cords to prevent them from screaming, and buries them up to their necks in his "secret garden".
Or at least, that's how it goes until beautiful young woman Terry falls into his hands. Old Vincent - and he is old, being more than thirty years Terry's senior - is instantly smitten. He tells Terry that her former lover, Bo, was killed in their crash, though of course, Bo is actually in the secret garden.
Terry's beauty also catches the eye of the local sheriff, the genial if rather inept Bruce. Bruce also happens to be Vincent's younger brother, and is bitterly disappointed when Terry returns the older man's affections, rather than his own.
Of course, it remains to be seen what Terry will think of Vincent once she learns the secret behind his famous smoked meats ...
So as noted earlier, what we have here is a comedy-horror. Such films often struggle to develop much in the way of tension of scares. Scream and The Faculty are among the few exceptions that come to mind. Motel Hell will certainly not be joining them among those outliers: it's very much canted toward goofy schlock and off-colour jokes.
So how well does it work as a comedy? Well, it is very broad and absurd in its comedic style, and I think it is at its best when the goofiness is not overly called out. For instance, the time Vincent uses cardboard cut-out cows for one of his
traps. When the script more loudly sign-posts its jokes, in a nudge nudge wink wink kind of fashion. they tend to fall a bit flat.
I did like the general geniality of the murderous cannibals, and their hippy trippy motives and methods. Their self-justification is obviously spurious, but at least they're a change from the usual squalid, mentally deficient thugs of more straight-forward cannibal horror fare.
The movie definitely has some issues with its depiction of romance and gender, though. The burgeoning relationship between Terry and Vincent is very under-developed, and no mention is made of the fact that he is more than 30 years older than her. Her quickly forgotten previous boyfriend Bo was also played by an actor 20 years older than her.
Still, May-December romances do happen. A bigger issue is that the film ultimately casts Sheriff Bruce, who is pretty much an out-and-out sex pest, in a heroic role. I'm not keen on that. Not keen at all.
I also felt that the film's final act stretched out too long, with an excess of fairly clumsily staged action sequences that failed to be either exciting or amusing - and they really needed to be one or the other.
Motel Hell had a few amusing moments, but it was not good enough that I can really give it even a qualified recommendation.